Jimmy Tran and his Mediocre Penis

As I was watching Russell Simmons Def-Poerty the other night, along came an Asian poet reciting a poem about his mediocre penis. Immediately I thought, how brave, because most men like to be viewed as well-endowed and never want to be associated with mediocrity when it comes to their manhood.

Jimmy was bold enough to admit that his penis is not so huge; as to kill stereotypes about Asian man, but at the same time not so small; as to make him a laughing stock, but that it is just average.

His openness, honesty and forthrightness was extremely refreshing. In an era where men are more and more obsessed with having larger penises and longer lasting erections and businesses are exploiting this through offers of surgical procedures, ointments and herbal remedies for enlarging penises. And here was a man amongst all of that noise clearly saying that he’s average and he’s okay with it.

Fact is not everyman is going to be lucky enough to be born with a penis that is blessed with both length and thickness. A few will lie in this category but the majority will be found in the long-thin and short-thick range. And then there are always the unfortunate few that are in the short-thin category.

But it always amazes me though how men in the last category always act as if they have no clue that they have small penises because really when it’s small, you know! Men are always comparing their penises with each other when growing up and believe me women do talk as well. So as a sexually active guy you will definitely know where you stack in the rankings.

But once in a while you will find yourself in a situation where you will literally be caught off guard waiting for something to happen, for the little man to grow only to find out that he’s ready for action. That is exactly the moment where I reserve the right to change my mind. Because the terms and conditions of our mutual attraction was with the assumption that at least the equipment was up to the task. Would it not be better if we laid our cards on the table so that I can be aware of what I’m getting myself into and avoid a potentially embarrassing situation for the both of us?

As women we know that not everyone falls under the first category and really most of us are not too keen on it, most of us are not size queens. We are pretty happy with average as long as it’s also got thickness. But sometimes even if you have drawn the short stick (pun intended), it’s what you do with it that’s more important.

This poet reminded me of a friend of mine who was master at dealing with the subject of his small penis. He was upfront about it when talking to a woman. His favourite line was “Look love, I’m not going to lie to you or beat around the bush. I have a small penis; it’s a fact; can’t be changed. But believe me the other stuff that I can do, will keep you coming back for more and forget all about size.” And he backed it up; he wasn’t just all talk, like I said, women talk! But in his case the talk was never about how small his penis was rather what he did with it and all the other things that he could do.

When it comes to love making really size is not the most important thing. And some men with large penises have no idea how to use them. They act like their penis size is all they need to bring to the table and as a woman you should be grateful and mesmerised. A word of warning, the era of the average sized man is upon you. And if you don’t pull up your socks, you might find your woman being taken by a smaller sized man than yourself. Average sized dudes know that they need to work that much harder and are not afraid to go down town. When they are with a woman they always bring their A game with them cause they know that they have just one chance to knock it out of the park.

In case you are wondering where you lie in the greater scheme of things, the average length of the male penis when erect is between 12,9cm and 15cm with a width of 12,3cm and 95% of all men lie in the range of 10.7cm to 19.1cm in length. So take out your measuring tapes and rulers and check how you measure up. It’s interesting to note though that there is actually no correlation between race and penis size as per some stereotypes but there is a relationship, albeit it is small, between the man’s height and foot size and his penis size. That one was for you ladies, no more nasty surprises!